August Update

Sup guys, TimDrone here.

time for teh mid month update.  so far its like usual, playing terribly and running great. it's funny how teh worst regs run teh best and teh best regs teh run worst lol. anyways hoping to make some moar $ before month end.  


i had a bit of a problem with pt4.  bascially i was running so much monies above EV i had to download an extension because teh graph couldnt display teh EV line correctly.  no big deal tho got that problem fixed. here is my graf.

also have managed to make a whopping 22,394 Vpps.

TimDrone

Teh Concept of Reverse Value (RVC)

Sup guys, TimDrone here.

for today i will be introducing a little article for u to read. this is a philosophy which i have adhered to since i was a young german boy. it is currently being applied by rappers and athletes around teh world.  we will be calling this Concept of Reverse Value or teh Reverse Value Concept (RVC).

teh idea behind this concept actually is quite simple. basically u purchase goods and/or services which are of poor value but are +EV for ur image. this is particularly useful for people who are pretending to be what they are not. some ppl think poker is about improving and saving monies (lol nits), but i think it is way moarrr +EV to just overpay for stuff and post it on some combination of facebook/my blog(s)/2p2.


examples

• cars
• self-explanatory.  even moar +EV if its a car u will never drive because u live on a tiny ass island like Malta or u are constantly travelling
• rental properties
• using most over priced rental agency is a good start.  overpaying after that to gain assurance that u will get teh pad 100% is also +EV.  i recommend paying 125% of teh airbnb price for beginners.
• non-investment jewelry
• "high-end" digital watches
• fake silver or gold stuff that is around same price as real stuff
• hooker gfs
• i like thai ladyboys myself but it depends on location obv
• european designer clothes
• aim for that eurotrash look
• sunglasses
• dropping $200+ on a pair of rayban's when u can buy $10 knockoffs from ebay
• other things
• anything i buy really (Beats by Dre, Instagram salads, business class fights for 500% of teh economy price, etc)

if u ever studied economics u will know its about grafs. i have created a little graph for u for an example.  this should help illustrate teh concept for our viewers from poland/hungary who got too much drool on their monitors having to read this far into teh article.  basically left to right on teh x-axis there is image, from 1 to 10. vertical axis is teh value scale, reversing from 10 to 1 where 10 is best value obv.

anyways i thought it was important to share my opinion on this subject like everything else obv. if u found it helpful i would appreciate if u made a donation to my corvette fund which i will be making a few days from now. also stay tuned for my highly anticipated article on taking teh best selfies which i will be releasing in a few days time. i am currently having it peer-reviewed.

TimDrone

Teaser - Taking Teh Optimal Selfie

Sup guys, TimDrone here.

just a little heads up for my fans.  later this week or teh next i will be releasing my long anticipated article on Taking Teh Optimal Selfie. considering my experience in this area u can be sure not to miss it.

for those of u who want to join in on the action (i will be posting a step-by-step guide) i suggest you prepare well in advance.


what you will need

• yourself lol
• a camera (preferably a smartphone)
• no shame

what is not required but i strongly recommend

• photoshop
• social media presence
• facebook
• twitter
• instagram
• snapchat
• and linkedn for givers of no f**ks

TimDrone

New blog

Sup guys,

u guys probably didn't expect this coming but i decided to go ahead and make a new blog.  this is where u will find TimDrone poker 2.0 for teh foreseeable future. now that i am 30 (but teh tinder age is still 26) i have decided that i need to focus my energy more positively since i will be out of poker within teh next five years max.

start of august was pretty awful life ev wise for me. one day i looked in the mirror and noticed that my hairline was receding fast. i attached a pic for ur viewing pleasures. ignore teh shameless lasik plug. they offered me 50 euros to photoshop that in.

poker wise is going okay.  at tis point i am up like 4k internet credits. running above ev like teh usual.  most of teh volume in dis graph is 100nl fr, where i am the best in teh world.  i plan to add in some soft 50nl tables later this month as well because i would like to be teh best in teh world at 200nl, 100nl and 50nl at teh same time.

as u can see ive played about 150k hands in 10 days which is pretty sick volume.  i need to play 300-500k hands a month now because im absolutely terrible and i need to pay for a corvette that serves no purpose. currently im making 0,11 vpp a hand which is pretty sick for a fr player.  as u can see below i am purchasing (most likely) a new 2015 red corvette. i found one for 120k usd and another for around 150k usd. i think im going to buy teh more expensive one to try to impress people on 2p2 and teh internet whom dont like me nor do i kno personally.

i tried to find some hands to show u from my db but i only have hands that showdowned with AA or i just simply coolered a drooler as usual. i tried to find some bluffs but i dont bluff. as well i tried to look for some hands where i made mistakes but then i remembered i dont make mistakes lolol.

anyways this took way too long to write up. i need to get back to teh tables to save for teh corvette.



see u guys in a few weeks
TimDrone