New blog

Sup guys,

u guys probably didn't expect this coming but i decided to go ahead and make a new blog.  this is where u will find TimDrone poker 2.0 for teh foreseeable future. now that i am 30 (but teh tinder age is still 26) i have decided that i need to focus my energy more positively since i will be out of poker within teh next five years max.

start of august was pretty awful life ev wise for me. one day i looked in the mirror and noticed that my hairline was receding fast. i attached a pic for ur viewing pleasures. ignore teh shameless lasik plug. they offered me 50 euros to photoshop that in.

poker wise is going okay.  at tis point i am up like 4k internet credits. running above ev like teh usual.  most of teh volume in dis graph is 100nl fr, where i am the best in teh world.  i plan to add in some soft 50nl tables later this month as well because i would like to be teh best in teh world at 200nl, 100nl and 50nl at teh same time.

as u can see ive played about 150k hands in 10 days which is pretty sick volume.  i need to play 300-500k hands a month now because im absolutely terrible and i need to pay for a corvette that serves no purpose. currently im making 0,11 vpp a hand which is pretty sick for a fr player.  as u can see below i am purchasing (most likely) a new 2015 red corvette. i found one for 120k usd and another for around 150k usd. i think im going to buy teh more expensive one to try to impress people on 2p2 and teh internet whom dont like me nor do i kno personally.

i tried to find some hands to show u from my db but i only have hands that showdowned with AA or i just simply coolered a drooler as usual. i tried to find some bluffs but i dont bluff. as well i tried to look for some hands where i made mistakes but then i remembered i dont make mistakes lolol.

anyways this took way too long to write up. i need to get back to teh tables to save for teh corvette.



see u guys in a few weeks
TimDrone