Teh Concept of Reverse Value (RVC)

Sup guys, TimDrone here.

for today i will be introducing a little article for u to read. this is a philosophy which i have adhered to since i was a young german boy. it is currently being applied by rappers and athletes around teh world.  we will be calling this Concept of Reverse Value or teh Reverse Value Concept (RVC).

teh idea behind this concept actually is quite simple. basically u purchase goods and/or services which are of poor value but are +EV for ur image. this is particularly useful for people who are pretending to be what they are not. some ppl think poker is about improving and saving monies (lol nits), but i think it is way moarrr +EV to just overpay for stuff and post it on some combination of facebook/my blog(s)/2p2.


examples

• cars
• self-explanatory.  even moar +EV if its a car u will never drive because u live on a tiny ass island like Malta or u are constantly travelling
• rental properties
• using most over priced rental agency is a good start.  overpaying after that to gain assurance that u will get teh pad 100% is also +EV.  i recommend paying 125% of teh airbnb price for beginners.
• non-investment jewelry
• "high-end" digital watches
• fake silver or gold stuff that is around same price as real stuff
• hooker gfs
• i like thai ladyboys myself but it depends on location obv
• european designer clothes
• aim for that eurotrash look
• sunglasses
• dropping $200+ on a pair of rayban's when u can buy $10 knockoffs from ebay
• other things
• anything i buy really (Beats by Dre, Instagram salads, business class fights for 500% of teh economy price, etc)

if u ever studied economics u will know its about grafs. i have created a little graph for u for an example.  this should help illustrate teh concept for our viewers from poland/hungary who got too much drool on their monitors having to read this far into teh article.  basically left to right on teh x-axis there is image, from 1 to 10. vertical axis is teh value scale, reversing from 10 to 1 where 10 is best value obv.

anyways i thought it was important to share my opinion on this subject like everything else obv. if u found it helpful i would appreciate if u made a donation to my corvette fund which i will be making a few days from now. also stay tuned for my highly anticipated article on taking teh best selfies which i will be releasing in a few days time. i am currently having it peer-reviewed.

TimDrone